We proudly give you the 2013
Pennsyltucky Punishers: Mary
Beth DonTigny Hoffman, Amber
Parker, Lacey
Auman, Morgan
Sample, Katie
Tune Pierrot, Tammi
Bowser, Dani
Kaulakis, Paige
Smith, Kyla
Edwards Secreto, Alyssa
Davidge, Lindsey Eastman, and Samantha-Rae Tuthill.
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In This Corner, Guest Skaters for the Pennsyltucky Punishers!
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| Bratter Ben RueD |
As if the upcoming St. Valentine's Massacre weren't exciting enough with all the abundant SCAR Derby homegrown talent, SCAR Derby is also playing host to a few talented skaters from other leagues who've agreed to share their talent and time with the league and fans.
First up, for the Punishers:
- Sk8grinder,#14, from the the Nightmares on Main Street of Corry, PA
- Skeletal Remains, #5, from the Nightmares on Main Street of Corry, PA
- And Malice in Chains of the BC Rollers of Bimghamton, NY
We've seen all of these ladies make the differences for their teams in clutch contests -- will they make the difference for the Pennsyltucky Punishers?
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, Part II
Last week, we commented on some upcoming roster moves. Now that the dust has settled from that process, we have some news to communicate.
1. The Mayhem got a new skater -- Animalisa. Animalisa tried out for SCAR in April of 2011, and has made steady progress through the ranks, most recently passing her Level 2 assessments this week. When not at the rink, Animalisa is a student, artist and musician, and recommended SCAR's halftime game beneficiary. Animalisa brings a toughness to the game that is hard to beat. She plays both as a blocker and as a jammer.
2. The Punishers will be captained by #8, Hootie's Bootie. Lots has been written about Hootie's Bootie across the internets, so we won't comment much here. You all already know that she was an Olympic contender in speed skating, and appears in many best-of lists across the northeast along with her twin, #21 SOUNDS Like Magic. As captain, Hootie hopes to bring her strategic skills and ability to lead by example to the Punishers.
3. The Mayhem will be captained by #16, EmMunition. As the slogan goes, "guns don't kill people -- EmMunition kills people." Em, like Hootie, has been with SCAR Derby for most of its history, and also plays on the Happy Valley Dolls, where she has been described as "a brute," and "the person you watch out for in the pack." In any case, EmMunition plans to bring her toughness and determination to advancing the Mayhem.
We still don't quite know who the guest skaters will be. But do these personnel changes change your feelings about the outcome of the bout? Who do you think will prevail, and why?
1. The Mayhem got a new skater -- Animalisa. Animalisa tried out for SCAR in April of 2011, and has made steady progress through the ranks, most recently passing her Level 2 assessments this week. When not at the rink, Animalisa is a student, artist and musician, and recommended SCAR's halftime game beneficiary. Animalisa brings a toughness to the game that is hard to beat. She plays both as a blocker and as a jammer.
2. The Punishers will be captained by #8, Hootie's Bootie. Lots has been written about Hootie's Bootie across the internets, so we won't comment much here. You all already know that she was an Olympic contender in speed skating, and appears in many best-of lists across the northeast along with her twin, #21 SOUNDS Like Magic. As captain, Hootie hopes to bring her strategic skills and ability to lead by example to the Punishers.
3. The Mayhem will be captained by #16, EmMunition. As the slogan goes, "guns don't kill people -- EmMunition kills people." Em, like Hootie, has been with SCAR Derby for most of its history, and also plays on the Happy Valley Dolls, where she has been described as "a brute," and "the person you watch out for in the pack." In any case, EmMunition plans to bring her toughness and determination to advancing the Mayhem.
We still don't quite know who the guest skaters will be. But do these personnel changes change your feelings about the outcome of the bout? Who do you think will prevail, and why?
2nd Annual Slaughter: Pennsyltucky Punishers vs. the Mount Nittany Mayhem
It's that time of year again. Teddy bears and heart-shaped boxes line the store shelves, love and romance are on the chilly night air, and the hard hitting ladies of SCAR Derby are lacing up their skates for our 2nd (soon to be annual) Valentine's Day Massacre!
Come marvel at how far we've come in a year as the Mt. Nittany Mayhem takes on the Pennsyltucky Punishers.
Saturday, February 18, 2012 will be the opening season bout, featuring the Intraleague Teams of SCAR -- The Pennsyltucky Punishers and the Mount Nittany Mayhem. Doors 5:00pm Action begins 5:30pm
Tickets are $8 (cash only at door)
Free admission for kids 10 and under.
Pre-sale tickets can be purchased:
- Or from your friendly neighborhood derby girl!
This bout will feature a few special guests and games. Specifically, the Heart of Pennsylvania Girl Scouts will be our guests -- Girl Scouts in uniform are admitted free of charge, and will lead the audience in the pre-game National Anthem. A half time duck toss game will also be available to benefit the Community Arts Collective.
It's going to be tons of fun, not to mention an opportunity to see the up and coming skaters of SCAR Derby as well as the seasoned pros. Don't miss it!
It's going to be tons of fun, not to mention an opportunity to see the up and coming skaters of SCAR Derby as well as the seasoned pros. Don't miss it!
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
- For the Pennsyltucky Punishers, the new roster consists of Juana Teaze, the Ovarian Fyst, If You Seek Aimee, Freak Hopper Heddy, Party Girl Accelerator, Kissing Kaos, Alka-Velsor, Mae B Nasty, Black Out Betty, Hootie's Bootie, and Suenami.
- For the Mount Nittany Mayhem, the roster includes Bump and Grabher, Danni Savage, Sounds Like Magic, Em Munition, Miss Tart, Cu Joh, Va Johnna, Jass Whoopin, Hells Mels, Glitter and Doom, and Aralia Spine.
"But wait!" you say. That's only 11-12 skaters per side! And normally a team would seat more than that!" Correct you are -- we're not done constructing the teams' rosters. There are two ways that this will happen:
- SCAR will host guest skaters -- in fact, SCAR often hosts guest refs, too, and is expecting some folks to help us out from the Eerie Roller Girls during this particular bout. We'll keep you posted on those developments.
- New skaters will be assessed and qualify to bout. SCAR currently has a handful of skaters who have made their way through tryouts, through Fresh Meat camp, and through Level 1 assessments -- they will be taking their Level 2 assessments TONIGHT. We look forward to telling you which ones will be debuting in this bout. And, of course, we wish them luck, too.
Finally, you might have noticed that the teams haven't yet announced captains -- this is because they have yet to choose them. That should occur sometime this week, as well, and we will share that news when it's available to us.
SCAR Skaters Rule the Keystone All-Stars
Congratulations to twin wonders Sounds like Magic and Hootie's Bootie for representing SCAR on the Keystone All-Stars teams.
Magic was named named captain of the Keystone All-Stars Team.
Said the Examiner of Magic:
Sounds Like Magic was key in the development of the league in the upcoming months. She has always been a huge help in training other skaters the basics, and when it comes to game play, she is S.C.A.R.’s ringer with the star.
Meanwhile, Hootie's Bootie made the Keystone All-Stars Nemesis Team.
From the Examiner:
Hootie’s Bootie (State College Area Rollers) – This speed skater is the sister of Keystone All Star Sounds Like Magic. Though from a small league, she has been able to tune her juking skills and has become a top jammer for her team in a short amount of time. If there is a small gap in a wall she will break through. If anyone can counter Magic, it’s Hootie’s Bootie.
Read more here.
Magic was named named captain of the Keystone All-Stars Team.
Said the Examiner of Magic:
Sounds Like Magic was key in the development of the league in the upcoming months. She has always been a huge help in training other skaters the basics, and when it comes to game play, she is S.C.A.R.’s ringer with the star.
Meanwhile, Hootie's Bootie made the Keystone All-Stars Nemesis Team.
From the Examiner:
Hootie’s Bootie (State College Area Rollers) – This speed skater is the sister of Keystone All Star Sounds Like Magic. Though from a small league, she has been able to tune her juking skills and has become a top jammer for her team in a short amount of time. If there is a small gap in a wall she will break through. If anyone can counter Magic, it’s Hootie’s Bootie.
Read more here.
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