Wednesday, April 29, 2015

MAY THE FORCE be with you!

This will be the Happy Valley Dolls first WFTDA Sanctioned bout! Come see history being made as the Happy Valley Dolls take on Harrisburg Area Roller Derby's Nuclear Knockouts!

Special Olympic Athletes that are wearing their medals or uniforms/shirts will get free admission to the bout! We will also be taking donations for the Special Olympics.

The doors open at 4:30 pm and the action starts at 5:15 pm.

Tickets are $10 at the door! You can also get advanced discounted tickets for $8 HERE and from your favorite derby girl!

Free Admission for kids 10 & Under!

May the Force be with you!

Friday, February 27, 2015

2015 Happy Valley Dolls

State College Area Roller Derby is excited to announce our 2015 Happy Valley Dolls charter! 
Anya Arson
Bash'n LaSassin
Blackout Betty
Boa Constrickler
Claire Violent
Cole Train
Danni Savage
Dash Ketchum
Em Munition
Mad Hatter
Manic Pixie Mean Girl
the Ovarian Fyst
Pinky Balboa
Placid Acid
Rigor Mortits

Congratulations to these hard working skaters! We're ready to kick some butt on the flat track as we move forward to becoming a WFTDA  team. Make sure you don't miss the Happy Valley Dolls Season Opener on March 28 at Penn Skates Roller Rink in State College!

Friday, January 16, 2015

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Coming Soon

Welcome, SCAR Fans!  Check back here for lots of exciting SCAR news, including information on:

  • Tryouts and Recruitment
  • Student Involvement
  • Bouts and Events
  • Opportunities to Get Involved

Lots of exciting things are on the horizon, so check back here often!

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Tis the Season!

Tickets available at the door or in advance at or from your friendly neighborhood derby girl!

Friday, October 31, 2014

Patched Together: A Day of Music to Benefit the Healing Patch

Spanksgiving will be benefiting the Fourth Annual Patched Together: A Day of Music to Benefit the Healing Patch.  All Proceeds from this "Day of Music" benefit the Home Nursing Agency Healing Patch.

Saturday, November 15, 2014, The Bavarian Hall, Altoona, 2 p.m.-10 p.m.

Live music, give aways, games, and family fun will combine in the Fourth Annual Patched Together concert.  This annual all-day event harnesses the power of music to raise funds on behalf of the Home Nursing Agency Healing Patch, A Center for Loss and Hope for Grieving Children and Their Families.  

Patched Together 2014 features a wide variety of local and regional bands and musicians including Felix and the Hurricanes, Chris Vipond and the Stanley Street Band, Dirtkicker, Punk Fiction, Jim Donovan and the Sun King Warriors, Nobody’s Heroes, Tree, The Backyard Rockers, Pure Cane Sugar, TMJ, Mama Corn, Old Skool, and Rapid Fire.   This year’s concert will run from 2 p.m.-10 p.m. and features basket raffles, giveaways, contests and prizes in-between performances.  Admission is only $5.00 or FREE with the purchase of a Patched Together 2014 t-shirt!

For more information, please visit:

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Tis the Season to give Spanks!

Tickets available at the door the night of the event, from your friendly neighborhood derby girl, and online at

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Guest Artist Spotlight: Leah Lucci

 Leah graciously designed our latest SCAR Wars poster. She describes herself as a "designer, illustrator, and sass-mouth". Find more of her work at

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Long ago in a roller rink far away...

Tickets on sale now! Available online, from your friendly neighborhood derby girl and at the door on October 18th!