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What You Missed

Saturday's St. Valentine's Massacre was entertainment of the highest caliber.  There were flying derby girls, hard hits, singing Girl Scouts, and a bell-to-bell hard-fought contest for local bragging rights.  Ultimately, the Mount Nittany Mayhem came out on top, scoring 192 to the Pennsyltucky Punishers' 89. 

More coming soon -- meanwhile, here's a taste of what you'll be reading about -- more can be found at SCAR's Facebook page.



Aralia Spine of the Mount Nittany Mayhem booty blocking Kyssing Kaos, jammer for the Pennsyltucky Punishers.  Photo courtesy of SCAR's Official Photographer, Chuck Fong of Studio2. fongstudio2.com


My Hellody, guest skater and jammer for the Mount Nittany Mayhem vies with Freak Hopper Hedy for the lead.  Photo courtesy of SCAR's Official Photographer, Chuck Fong of Studio2. fongstudio2.com

The league, the Girl Scouts, and just a few of the many people who helped make this bout a reality. Photo courtesy of SCAR's Official Photographer, Chuck Fong of Studio2. fongstudio2.com




Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, Part II

Last week, we commented on some upcoming roster moves.  Now that the dust has settled from that process, we have some news to communicate.

1. The Mayhem got a new skater -- Animalisa. Animalisa tried out for SCAR in April of 2011, and has made steady progress through the ranks, most recently passing her Level 2 assessments this week.  When not at the rink, Animalisa is a student, artist and musician, and recommended SCAR's halftime game beneficiary.  Animalisa brings a toughness to the game that is hard to beat.  She plays both as a blocker and as a jammer.

2. The Punishers will be captained by #8, Hootie's Bootie.  Lots has been written about Hootie's Bootie across the internets, so we won't comment much here.  You all already know that she was an Olympic contender in speed skating, and appears in many best-of lists across the northeast along with her twin, #21 SOUNDS Like Magic.  As captain, Hootie hopes to bring her strategic skills and ability to lead by example to the Punishers.

3. The Mayhem will be captained by #16, EmMunition.  As the slogan goes, "guns don't kill people -- EmMunition kills people."  Em, like Hootie, has been with SCAR Derby for most of its history, and also plays on the Happy Valley Dolls, where she has been described as "a brute," and "the person you watch out for in the pack."  In any case, EmMunition plans to bring her toughness and determination to advancing the Mayhem. 

We still don't quite know who the guest skaters will be.  But do these personnel changes change your feelings about the outcome of the bout?  Who do you think will prevail, and why?

SCAR Skaters Rule the Keystone All-Stars

Congratulations to twin wonders Sounds like Magic and Hootie's Bootie for representing SCAR on the Keystone All-Stars teams.


Magic was named named captain of the Keystone All-Stars Team. 


Said the Examiner of Magic:


Sounds Like Magic was key in the development of the league in the upcoming months. She has always been a huge help in training other skaters the basics, and when it comes to game play, she is S.C.A.R.’s ringer with the star.


Meanwhile, Hootie's Bootie made the Keystone All-Stars Nemesis Team.


From the Examiner:


Hootie’s Bootie (State College Area Rollers) – This speed skater is the sister of Keystone All Star Sounds Like Magic. Though from a small league, she has been able to tune her juking skills and has become a top jammer for her team in a short amount of time. If there is a small gap in a wall she will break through. If anyone can counter Magic, it’s Hootie’s Bootie.


Read more here.