Once upon a time, a group of city businessmen decided to take a
canoe trip in the backwoods of Pennsylvania. On their journey, they were
lured away from their intended trail by the eerie sounds of dueling
banjos and raucous yelling. When they inspected the sounds, they
discovered a group of the toughest women they had ever seen, who were
busy fighting each other, wrestling bears, and playing their own
makeshift version of roller derby. When the ladies realized they were
being spied on they accosted the men, who bargained for their lives by
offering to take the woodland women to State College, where they could
learn the real rules of roller derby.
And so the Pennsyltucky Punishers were brought
out of Pennsyltucky to compete in real derby and to (attempt) to live
as regular members of society.
After sessions at SCAR Derby's Rollerskate Reformatory and School for Wayward Women, the Pennsyltucky Punishers are ready to take on their rivals, the
Mt. Nittany Mayhem, in the 2013 season opener this Saturday. Will our
backwoods beauties prevail? Come to the Third Annual St. Valentine’s Day
Massacre to see for yourself.
Wanna see who's playing? Check out the roster!
Season Tickets 2013
Back by popular demand, SCAR Derby is offering Season Tickets. Catch every game -- and get a discount at the same
time!
Why should you buy season tickets? You’ll get 6 games for the price of 5 (at the discounted pre-sale rate), which includes all of SCAR Derby’s currently-scheduled home bouts, plus:
Get yours now -- they'll only available for a few weeks!
Purchase your season ticket online, in person at the St. Valentine's Massacre, or from your friendly neighborhood derby girl. SCAR Derby season tickets make the perfect gift for every occasion!
Why should you buy season tickets? You’ll get 6 games for the price of 5 (at the discounted pre-sale rate), which includes all of SCAR Derby’s currently-scheduled home bouts, plus:
- Special souvenir-quality season pass; transferable to friends and family
- Priority entry to bouts -- no waiting! Get in first and get the best seats in the house!
- 10% merchandise discount on all SCAR Derby gear
- Free admission to special events, including not-yet-scheduled home bouts, scrimmages and events not open to the public
- Invitations to join the team for away bouts
- Special recognition at SCAR Derby events
- FEBRUARY 16th - St. Valentine’s Massacre - Punishers vs. Mayhem
- MARCH 16th - Erin-Go-Brawl - Dolls vs. Susquehanna Valley Derby Vixens
- MAY 11th - SCAR Wars - Punishers vs. Mayhem
- SEPTEMBER 28th - Punishers vs. Mayhem
- OCTOBER 19th - OctoberFist - Dolls vs. Crown City Royal Painz
- DECEMBER 7th - Punishers vs. Mayhem
Get yours now -- they'll only available for a few weeks!
Purchase your season ticket online, in person at the St. Valentine's Massacre, or from your friendly neighborhood derby girl. SCAR Derby season tickets make the perfect gift for every occasion!
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