Teams and People

SCAR Derby is skater-owned and skater-operated, meaning that for every girl on the rink there are 2-3 people off the rink helping to make bouts happen and run the organization.  These are the people who make this league possible.

Morgan Sample -- Marketing
Lacey Aumann -- Secretary
Dani Kaulakis -- Creative
Rachel Gaddis -- President
Claudia Conrad -- Vice President
Chris Brace -- Head Coach
Penny Zuck -- Treasurer
Patty Leggett -- Human Resources

The Happy Valley Dolls -- SCAR's Travel Team
Alyssa "Flying Tomato" Davidge
Nicole "Cole Train" Benevento
Drea "Anya Arson" Choperena
Sue "Suenami" Varner
Amber "The Ovarian Fyst" Shaw
Nanette "NanBear Pig" Tomicek
Linden "Psycho Beetz" Williford
Samantha-Rae "Culta Skaro" Tuthill
Grace "Access Denied" Reuss
Angela "AK 40 Steffy" Miller
Dani "Dani Savage" Kaulakis
Melanie "Pinky Balboa" Lynch
Lacey "Bash'n LaSassin" Auman
Helen Rose "Zorra" Geleskie
Maggie "Rigor More Tits" Yesko
Kyla "Kyssing Kaos" Secreto
Lindsey "StitchHer Up" Eastman
Morgan "Claire Violent" Sample
Penny "Flower POW'her" Zuck
Rachel "Blackout Betty" Gaddis

The Mount Nittany Mayhem -- SCAR's Intraleague Team

The Pennsyltucky Punishers -- SCAR's Intraleague Team

 #5-Oh Brawl & Order
#1955 the Po Po
Nigel Dirt
Army of Mi
Rude Boy
Hater Gator
Derek the Magnificent

NSOs, Volunteers, and League Skaters
Hells Mels
Mae B. Nasty
Em Munition
Danni Savage
Kyssing Kaos
Partygirl Accelerator
If You Seek Aimee
The Ovarian Fyst
Va Jonna
Plunder Woman
Miss Tart
Blackout Betty
Beth By Beheading 
Sassy Kat
Flannery O'Clobber
Amber Parker
Rob Egan
#23 Foxy Beats
Samantha Jeffery
Claudia Conrad
Jill Brace
Melee Cyrus
Lacey Aumann
Whoop Jass
Chuck Fong
Ray the EMT
Anya Arson
Ida Lively
Mark Lively
Angel Soto
Lauren Kaplow
Meghan Pyle
April Myers

Alumni and Friends
Barracuda Bombshell
Jim Kane
#1979 Little Sweetie
Stinger the Ref
Connie Sigliere
Kate Strawn
Olivia Gover
Lucy Backer
Go Ref Yourself
Jes Bodnar
Carmen Cole
Sara Eve Rivera
Train Wreck McGee
Jacquelyn Carrier
 Mr. Slamderson
 Pink E. Breaker
Joshua Kurdys
Heidi Sleiss
Show P*wny
Tanner Sweeney
Lady F'n Justice
Juana Teaze
Hootie's Bootie
Bump and Grabher
SOUNDS like Magic
Aralia Spine