Monday, March 4, 2013

The Ovarian Fyst

The Ovarian Fyst, or Ovie to those who speak directly to her, was born in a pool of gasoline, on a rusty piece of scrap metal somewhere outside of Little Rock, Arkansas. That's pronounced Ark-an-saw - don't make her mess you up about this.
Born to working class Mormon parents, Ovie lived with her sister and fivebrothers in a sprawling six bedroom estate known as the Super Trailer. It wasquickly clear there was something special aboutOvie. Her fingernails grew much faster than other people's. She could live on adiet of only french fries, Little Debbie snack cakes, and Dr. Pepper. She wasvirtually invisible to males. She had the ability to remember the most mundaneof details from television programs. Oh, and she did kill a bear when she wasonly three. And she may or may not talk to ghosts...

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